I Love America, here are 10 reasons why


I love America

Here is why

1. This is there president (left) and that is ours.

She doenst even pretent to have fun

2. This is what their media can do and this is what happens here if you post something on orkut in india. Well I guess freedom of speech and the constitution change definitions at the whims of you-know-who.

3. Their poll agenda includes flag-pins, gas prices, sex scandals, murder scandals, prostitution, bribery and corruptions. Oh wait, I think we don’t care about flag-pins but our politicians cover all the others. of course, over there since they have only two parties they can’t really base their poll propaganda on petty regional stuff ( and here we have some nice political parties, if i may, discovering new ways to make money.) Bah, both are bad but atleast with Jon Stewart ( http://www.thedailyshow.com ) and Stephen Colbert you can make fun of their election campaign.

4. Their petrol is $4.12/gallon == Rs 47.15/liter,  ours is freakin’ Rs 58/liter.

5. Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1973 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. ( for more ).

This would never happen in India, ok this is why i like India.

6. They have people like this

( I know, I know I am reduciing people to 2D sterotypes but have you seen Indians in hollywood movies?? )

7. If you don’t agree with them, they will bring democracy to you and you will know you are free when they come ( your house would now be a crater from all the bombs, come on people ). Where as if our troops are fired on, on if we find not 1, not 2 but 22 + 16 +8 bombs are found / explode, what to we do ( we cry “Mommy, he broke my pencil :(( ” ?

8. They make movies like Apocalypse Now, we make movies like Love Story 2050 ( i barfed thinking about the name)

9. They have satirists like Steven Colbert ( ya ya i know i mentioned him twice ), we have Navjot Singh Sidhu ( quote: “The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.“, he makes me sad).

10.

Seriously, we need  more funny characters like that in our govt. people are just loosing interest. Some humor might help and considering that Paresh Rawal movies make money, our sense of humor is about the same as a second grader. It won’t much to amuse us.

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5 thoughts on “I Love America, here are 10 reasons why

  1. I’d love to say I can mention 10 reasons exactly in the opposite sense. Dude cmmn .. you can’t love a country for some 10 reasons which you have observed.Dont you think that u are missing too many things

  2. 1. no ready chat.
    2. no ready desi stuff.
    3. restaurants close at 10.

    thats all the reasons I need to say jai ohri’s….

    i wld do anything right now for those sev puri’s…. 😦

    +1 @whoever was comment #2

  3. may be you were too busy to notice Indian satirists like “Vir Das”

    Do u even get to watch european football, cricket over there? if u hate both of them (cricket, football), then i would agree that a place like US is just what you were born to be in

    Their movies are surely much better but we get to watch them here too

    You can’t compare the Presidents!! weren’t you schooled in India?? In our country President stands for nothig except for may be at the republic day parade

    Bush is a big idiotic fool whereas Manmohan Singh even though is “weak” knows a lot about economy

    How can you marginalise the whole indian society as suckers for Paresh Rawal’s comedy??

    Hollywood too makes some really dumb movies wherin chimps, dogs and whatnot play every game on the planet. Their teenage movies really have to take the icing when it comes to bad movies

    Lastly, Gasoline costs cheap over there because they fu*kin invade evry oil rich country

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